- Feb 21, 2020
Hey my cool cats and kittens, it's me Jcornt!
Here's a picture of me and my minecraft girlfriend on our recent vacay (before the COVID-19 Pandemic)
I've been told by a few of you that I'm an inspiration to the community. I'm constantly asked how to get yourself a minecraft girlfriend. Well I suppose I will spill the beans haha!
Step 1: Get diamond blocks. Bitches looooove diamond blocks
Step 2: Only have sex with your minecraft girlfriend while listening to the minecraft spotify playlist. @Lembo
Step 3 (and in my opinion, the most important step of them all): Keep your beds together
THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR!
If you find another steve in your minecraft bed, she's two timin ya, and you need to kick her out. :/ Unfortunately, this travesty happens from time to time. Make sure you keep your minecraft girlfriend fitted in the freshest clothing.
Also watch out for herobrine!
Attached are a few skins that your minecraft girlfriend should wear!